BEHOLD
We are Reallusion and marvel at our work!
Residences of all races and 'things' are welcome
WHO ARE WE?
Reallusion

Existing members:
Reyin(Lead Guitarist/Vocalist)
RZ(Rhythm Guitarist)
Fierst(Keyboardist)
LOVES
Music
Making Music
Listening to Music
Playing Music
More Music
HATES
Broken guitar strings >:(
Out-of-tune instruments
Boring days
Warm places w no aircon
WANTS
Performances
Own Recording Studio
Better Equipments
Being successfull
Have Fun
LISTEN TO THE BAND

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TALK TO THE BAND
Friends of Reallusion
(Keyboardist)
( Vanessa! )
(THE LINK TO THE FLOCK'S BLOG!!)
(Yuan Teng)
( Martin aka Hitler )
Old Evil Writings
{November 2008}

{December 2008}

{January 2009}

{February 2009}

{March 2009}

{April 2009}

{May 2009}

{June 2009}

{July 2009}

{August 2009}

{October 2009}

{December 2009}

{January 2010}


Wise words of Exodus
Twillight is inside when sunliight is dead
The Angels will guide us so don't be afraid
Evil arrives when hell opens their gates
Don't die too early. FOR THE PARTY WILL END LATE!
Dont Shop With Girls!
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THIS IS SO TRUE. OMFG. GIRLS SHOULD FUCKING LEARN FROM THIS. SERIOUSLY.


EVIL is GOOD...
1:28 AM

Mad Tv - Crime Watch Meeting
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N Tuesday, June 23, 2009 N
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WTF LOL!
I HAVE BEEN TO VIETNAM!


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1:19 PM

Mad Tv - Knock Knock Jokes
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N Sunday, June 21, 2009 N
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


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10:59 PM

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N Friday, June 19, 2009 N
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Thursday

Rode the bus to interchange at around 7:45am. Saw Zong Hao after alighting. Apparently we was on the SAME FREAKING BUS as me =.= Den he keep starring at my hair and say it woz nice.
Went to gather at the meeting place. Danny start talking to me.
I wasn't listening cuz I was so tired. I slept at 5am and woke up at 7am =.= 2hrs of sleep.
He keep talking so I keep nodding. Soon everyone came le den we boarded MRT. I was super tired so I chose a seat (somehow far away from the team) and start getting my Zzzs. Den Danny say I anti-social. > : ( I was tired and wanted to sleep! Den vanvan sms me say why I emo.
O.O Now I emo AND anti-social.
So when I'm sleeping at home people think I'm dead and don't exist?
Sorry van not saying u were wrong. Den we go get off at some station and change train. Den we ride the LRT. Boring as hell =.= Den Danny ask me why I like don't like talk to them. Simple.
1 simple reason.
I have nothing to say to them. Universal answer. I don't waste energy like saying "hi" or answering hows my day. You wanna know how's my day? Look at my face. If it looks like I had a bad day, den you're right. If it looks like I had a good day, den you're right. Automatic pls. If you wanna say hi, you better say something else after that. Coz if you make me reply you with a "hi" for nothing I will assassinate your entire family and each of their other families. Den if you decide to combine it and do a " Hi, how's your day? " I will slice you into pieces with my pillow, put you into a blender, blend you, drink your remains and pee on your gravestone. WHUT.
Reached our destination after like 2hrs or smth. Go that Greendick Sec. Was is Greendick? Ya.
We reach there the security guard check our temperature. YOU MAD OR WHAT. YOU THINK YOU GUYS EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR H1N1?! H1N1 THINK YOU NOOB LUH. H1N1 PWN YOUR GRANNIES AND GRAMPS. JUST LET ME THRU AND TRASH YOUR MINIONS FROM HELL =.=

Go to their noobshit hall and see some of them trying to show off or something. I see them play, amazingly I got even MORE tired. Alfian was super funny. Their houses are like names of mountains like "Everest" and "Fuji". So like when the guy wearing the "Fuji" shirt did a smash Alfian was like "WHOOAAA FUJI SIOL. DON'T PLAY PLAY." ROFL!! You trying to show off how badly you gonna get trashed?! YOU FUCKING NOOBS. DONT UNDERESTIMATE US. Coach call us warm-up but we all slacking. The matches progressed and at first we were losing cuz
1) We never warm up as them
2) They playing on home court
3) We not enough stroking
4) Makeshift team

But later on we picked up and started trashing them. My match was the worst. I teamed with Alfian. I was like yawning on doing stretches in the court. Hell, they can't even catch my flat shot
Then the orange shirted guy was like action-ing cuz this girl like looking at him. I didn't like that so I freaking smashed him. He got owned so hard the girl stopped looking at him. ROFL NOOB
It was such a boring match. After winning them like mad, we were gonna leave den Danny tell us to thank them. I was like. Thank them for? Thank them for making us make a 2hr trip to their godforsaken school, get accused of H1N1, playing with their noobish "skills" and WINNING?
After reaching home, I went bball with Martin. Weird. 2hrs of sleep. I play Badminton den Bball.
Went home n sleep after tht.

Today aka Friday

Meet Martin at empty court. Nicole was also there. Saw some shirtless guys playing soccer on basketball court. Nvm. I go cycle cycle. Wheeeee. Den play ball. Went to Martin's house soon cuz he wan change to bball shoes. Went to eat chicken rice. This girl call Martin and say wanna meet him but he pangseh her. Cool. Went back to court. Yapster came shortly after. Play play play.
Den this uncle came and start introducing himself. Den he wan play bball wif us. Pwnt him. Weird. Den play 3v3 wif some noobs. They tio trash like mad lol. Martin finally could do proper passes. Good fer you Martin! Den tired le saw some pros play. Got this guy super pro. He reject like billions of shots. When Yapster go off den the Elmo babe and frens came. Here's the weird part. The girl I say very chio de is NOT the elmo girl. It's the elmo girl one of de fren. Strange thing is, the girl, slim, quite tall, wear braces, LOOK FREAKING LIKE YUAN TENG. WHAAT.

~Reyin, signing off

EVIL is GOOD...
10:53 PM

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N Wednesday, June 17, 2009 N
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Dunno what day...

Woke up and it was 12:45. Martin called n said Shelyn wanted us there at freaking 1:30pm.
Cycled hyper speed towards Ehub to find out that Shelyn was at home cuz Martin heard TV sounds. Yapster was also at home. So Martin and I went to the food court to have our meal. I repeatedly told him to check his fone but NO HE DIDN'T. So Shelyn called me and freaking screamed at me that we were late =.= We were faster than you guys. WE CYCLED THERE. ==
So met up with Shelyn and Charmian and waited fer the Yapster. We gotten us a HUGE HUGE kbox room. So we started with Yapster singing. I went with Qing Tian to warm up. Realized Shelyn sing super super insanely uber faggot well. She's like super good lor. She sing sing we remove the 'backup singing' she sounds super.....erm...girlish? I dunno. It's that insanely awesome sweet voice. No. I'm not wooing her. Stfu u noobs. Slugs. Anyway yeah.
EVEN MARTIN SANG! But he sang like freaking 9billion octaves lower than me.
It was as if he was trying to harmonize Rod Steward =.= But he actually HAS EMOTIONS when singing. Unbelievable. So yeah we cycled back.

The next day.

Martin went to work at LAN. I was left alone at home, nothing to do. Called Enqi but she said she going massage. Rich niggers. Called Chelsea but forgot she was still mad at me. Called Jason but he was still sleeping. At freaking 4pm. Sleeping. I went out to bball at the empty court myself. Saw the Elmo girl and friends. She talked to me abit. Den she suddenly went nuts and keep fetching all my out ball. She didn't even care about her own ball she just run to fetch mine.
=.= No. I'm not trying to say she's fond of me. Stfu u noobs. After awhile it started to rain so I went home. Boring boring day.

Today.

Met up with Martin to play ball. Went to remove the shitty sitting thing on my bike. Cost me $3.
I will kill that bloody uncle when I grow up. Charge so cb high. Went to empty court but it was UNUSUALLY full. Went to 201 full. Went to back court to see Hong Shen they all playing. Stupid pros =.= Play there fer awhile den go Martin's house to have dinner. We went to 5th floor to spray paint my bike. Now it looks kewl! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Tmrw going play friendly match with some nubshit school. Hope I don't b late. Or else Danny will sit on me. =X

~Reyin, signing off

EVIL is GOOD...
11:17 PM

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These are the pictures from City Harvest Church. Ps for the super super long wait. Enjoy...or not.


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11:45 PM

Elmo on ROVE LIVE (2002) - CHICKEN DANCE ELMO
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N Saturday, June 6, 2009 N
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He's so cute


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9:47 AM

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Woke up around 8:45am. Took my time to bath cause was a bit reluctant to go training. I rushed at the last minute but forgot to bring socks =.=. Reached there and tio 20 pumping. Refreshing O.O
Danny call us ownself warmup but we all slack so tio 3mins running. KP!
So Danny was like, " Since I'm so fat, today we shall play ranking matches! " Nah he didn't say that.
So we took turns to draw lots. I got 16. Played with Eiffel ( 15 ). Teehee. Pao played with Afyan.
I won of course. But I saw Danny smiling and nodding when Pao was jump smashing. Oooooo! Pao!
My next match was with......erm....Tat Hoi / Tat San. I dunno which.
Both look EXACTLY THE SAME. I could have been playing BOTH OF THEM.
AT THE SAME TIME!
Well I lost to one of them cause suddenly my stupid shoe went crocodile on me. Hm...
After school Martin came to my house and watched me pwn with my necro. Wahahaha. Went to meet Yapster and Pao at Rovers. We played Garena. Two games. Both we pwned the living hell out of them. Wahahahaha. Went basketball around Martin's house. The court aka empty court. It didn't live up to it's name though. It was like filled with homorific ball catching maniacs from hell! We played in the court and almost got slammed by flying balls. Martin got hit. A lot of times.
We played until like fucking 7pm. Went to the other half of the court because there were too many fucking flying balls. And anyway the other side was empty. Woo.
So here comes the fun part. Me and Yapster were talking about this babe with the Elmo shirt. Reminded me of someone....sian. Elmo. You...little red furry bastard. Played around in their court for awhile. When we were about to go, this fat yellow pants guy, half Malay/Chinese mother fucker son of a mother grabbing whore from hell which descended from heaven to come to earth to call us to play with him. *take a breath* So we were onto a 4v4 with the hotties. O.O
Here comes the bad news. We got pwned. Like nuts. Here's the battlefield plans.

Other team :
Elmo
Brunette
Blue shirted shooter
Short noob

My team :
Me
Martin
Yapster
fat yellow pants guy, half Malay/Chinese mother fucker son of a mother grabbing whore from hell which descended from heaven to come to earth

List of reasons we lost :
fat yellow pants guy, half Malay/Chinese mother fucker son of a mother grabbing whore from hell which descended from heaven to come to earth keep trying to pass to the girls.
Yapster and I didn't dare to go near the girls.
Martin had butterfingers.
I managed to score a few only.
Martin too.
I keep nearly tio hit by a thundering ball =.=
Elmo girl call Martin guai lan.
Yapster got a moment of fame when he got the ball but he horribly missed with a bonus air ball.
Yeah but it was fun. I mean. Not getting pwned. But playing with them. Interesting.....

~Reyin, signing off

EVIL is GOOD...
8:50 PM

Unnecessary Censorship "Come and Play Edition" Jimmy Kimmel Live 6-27-08
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N Wednesday, June 3, 2009 N
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This is why Sesame Street ROCKS!!!


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11:47 AM